theres
a big fuck off scary bayer place near me, and if you cross their permieter, you hear VOICES telling you to step away from the building
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:20, archived)

ahhh
there used to be an uber-chav lowered beemer up near where I lived in North London ... if you walked within a couple of feet of it, it would say "STEP BACK OR ALARM WILL SOUND" ...

now after 8 pints, that's just a challenge, surely? ;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:21, archived)

Heh heh heh
reminds me of Gareth in The Office.

STEP AWAY FROM THE COOKIE JAR!
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:27, archived)