something to do
with proportions. one is small but correctly proportioned, other is small and looks funny too.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:32, archived)

There used to be one
Who went to the Metro rock club in London.

We all called her "The Metro Gnome".
( Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:34, archived)

Pffft!

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:42, archived)