
To the tune of Harder Better Faster Stronger by Daft Punk:
Glucose -- syrup,
citric -- acid,
water, -- Pectin,
lots of -- fruit pulp,
makes us -- lots of
Jammy -- Goodness.
Don't steal -- my jam
lovely, -- lovely
Jamness, -- oh yeah.
Jam is yummy
Jam is tasty
Jam is groovy
Make us lotsa,
more than -- ever, jar-har
after -- jar-har,
jam is never boring.
Lemon -- curd is
not as -- good as
Jammy -- Goodness.
Marmite's -- not as
nice as -- lotsa
jammy -- sarnies.
Eat it,
Throw it,
Make it
go splat,
It'll -- end up
down the -- crapper.
Purple,
Crimson,
Yellow,
Orange,
It is -- hardly
ever -- silver.
( , Thu 9 Sep 2004, 9:43, archived)

I now have Daft Punk tunes in my head and the world feels good.
( , Thu 9 Sep 2004, 9:46, archived)