I'd rather it was a bit of a tart...
But then if you didn't add water...surely snorting it would be better?
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 9:59, archived)

No, it leads to harder things
like Lemsip SuperDuper Max Strength, for busy, yet annoying yuppies.
( Geordie Al, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 10:20, archived)