Can you go over there and supprise her?
Using ThompsonFly, I got 3 friends to go one-way from Pathos to Gatwick for £75, total (not each), including taxes and fairs.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 9:25, archived)

and wrap your knob in a red ribbon!

( moohalaa, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 9:26, archived)

Financial constraints say no to this
though it is a fab idea
( prem1um is full of life, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 9:26, archived)