Hmmm.
It needs to be FREE and INSPIRING
( prem1um is full of life, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 9:27, archived)

She's probably getting plenty of "freebies"
from hairy, greasy men who smell of meat.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 9:28, archived)

sexy meat

( moohalaa, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 9:30, archived)

A picture of your cock then.
I don't know, I'm crap at this.
( WHARRGARBL, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 9:28, archived)

Not so crap as to have to rely on other people
to woo some Greek bint on your behalf.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 9:30, archived)

I don't know why he doesn't just send her a link to a torrent of "My Big Fat Greek Wedding"

( WHARRGARBL, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 9:31, archived)

Wedding Man-Pimp
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 9:34, archived)