Hehe I like this
minus the strippogram bit

Me: I would like to order a stripper for an address in Athens
Them: A pet-tetetetetetetetetetet-Chris Waddle
Me: How much?
( prem1um is full of life, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 9:29, archived)

Shit the bed
and post her the sheets
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 9:30, archived)