Aren't you busy fucking colleagues in the stationery cupboard at work?
How about sending an eCuckold to her?
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 9:39, archived)

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm having great sex
But it sure ain't with you
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 9:48, archived)

p.s. Please shave your shoulders.
p.p.s. and your 'tache
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 9:50, archived)