I just went for a cigarette
And sitting in his car outside my office was none other than Michael Caine (aka Sir Maurice Micklewhite) himself. I didn't realise until he started to drive off, because I'm a fucking moron.

I pissing love Michael Caine. Gah!
( TV's Nosemonkey, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 16:05, archived)

You're only s'posed to blow THE BLOODY DOORS OFF!

Edit: I've only ever met Lenny Whassisname...oh shit him...that did that program. Lenny Bennett - that's it. So hooray for Michael Caine.
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 16:10, archived)