Most of them have been posted to b3ta at one time or another
by "hilarious" noobs

And the original goatse website had them.

And I like to yank my wangstick to the sight of the first few inches of a massive manhole.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 16:09, archived)

The mind boggles
...as well as the arse.

You want to get yourself down to some roadworks then...you'll be stiffer than a granny in the winter.
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 16:24, archived)