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Hit ctrl+v!
What's on your clipboard?

I have:
I'd love to watch an American watching Green Wing.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:47, archived)
I have
2-63096310

Ooh..nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:47, archived)
object
/edit- the word with a space after. not an object.
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:49, archived)
OK then
I really REALLY object to this thread! What a waste of your time, of my time, of everyone's time!

How was that?
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:49, archived)
again.
this time WITH feeling...
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:51, archived)
BAH!
FOR FUCKS SAKE! What's this shit all about?! I mean for fucks sake as if the internet wasn't cluttered with enough drivelsome bollock leavings you start this cunting shite! I object like a motherfucker to this waste of space...GAH! ARGH! Fucking hell!

*Storms off*



How was that?
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:57, archived)
ENCORE!
hooray!
/throws roses
(I helped save b3ta! toxie, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:59, archived)
*Bows*
Thank you, thank you all! You love me! You really really love me!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 16:01, archived)
I love you*





*but not in a bumgay way
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 16:14, archived)
Damn...
Oh well I take what I can get...

I love you too

*Mwah*
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 16:21, archived)
i actually have this:
www2.b3ta.com/motorbikes/
(CaptainMonkeyPants Doesn't care for it at all., Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:50, archived)
<div style="clear:both"></div>
found a way around the evil Images-Break-Out-Of-Divs-In-Firefox problem
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:51, archived)
#goatse17.jpg#

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:54, archived)
Christ,
there's more than one of them?!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:56, archived)
there was a whole goatse series
in various states of dilation and porn mag poses
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 15:58, archived)
Blimey O'Reilly's pantyhose!

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 16:02, archived)
I would've ventured a
"FUCK THE LORD!" for that revelation...
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 16:08, archived)
Still
CHRIST ON A BIKE for me
(I helped save b3ta! Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 16:09, archived)
Ah yes that's a good'un too
CUNTING SHIT BEANS! is another one...
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 16:14, archived)
.
http://www.b3ta.com/board/369597
(I helped save b3ta! Gnoll, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 16:17, archived)
Not that I want to know but
how the hell did you find that? Did you search google for it?
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 16:04, archived)
Most of them have been posted to b3ta at one time or another
by "hilarious" noobs

And the original goatse website had them.

And I like to yank my wangstick to the sight of the first few inches of a massive manhole.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 16:09, archived)
The mind boggles
...as well as the arse.

You want to get yourself down to some roadworks then...you'll be stiffer than a granny in the winter.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 16:24, archived)
Um

	$fp = fsockopen ('uk.imdb.com', 80, $errno, $errstr, 30);
	if (!$fp) {
		echo "$errstr ($errno)\n";
	} else {
		fputs ($fp, "GET $path HTTP/1.0\r\nHost: uk.imdb.com\r\nConnection: Keep-Alive\r\nUser-Agent: Echidna\r\n\r\n");
		while (!feof($fp))
		  $imdb .= fgets($fp);
		fclose ($fp);
	}

(I helped save b3ta! Deebster, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 16:09, archived)
Hahahahaha
wait ... that's not funny
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 16:13, archived)
No
just true*

* contents may have settled in transit
(I helped save b3ta! Deebster, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 16:16, archived)

m
(Christopsy, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 16:48, archived)