Kick in the teef?
Or punch in the kidneys?

You can't say I didn't give you a choice.
( Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 17:39, archived)

I would kick in the teef
He nicked my wallet.
Punch in the kidneys is bad, as is any other alcoholic cocktail infiltrating a vital organ
(pseudosocrates, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 17:40, archived)