Because I want to watch the Jerry Springer Says Fuck Show on TV.
*remembers he doesn't have a tv*
on principle
( Newington, Wed 12 Jan 2005, 16:40, archived)

That's censorship.
An entirely different kettle of fish.

Can't see what all the fuss with that one is about. You don't like it, don't watch. Not too difficult a concept to grasp.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 12 Jan 2005, 16:42, archived)