Would you like me to push that stool in for you?




/polite
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 12:55, archived)

Nah,
just dropped the kids off at the pool. I feel about a stone lighter now.

\brash
(generalname, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 12:59, archived)

Fair enough
Who wants dented poo anyway.

A stone you say. That's quite some crimping - well done!
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 13:02, archived)

It was removing
all the lager and the kebab from last night. My guts work damn quick.
(generalname, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 13:03, archived)

Lucky you
I just end up with fizzy gravy for about 12 hours. Makes for some intersted Rorschach (sp?) patterns on the bowl though.
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 13:05, archived)

Nice
supose you could look at the patterns and say what you see, rather like inkblots.

New idea: take pictures of your shit and create a website. Then ask people what they see in it. Then profit.
(generalname, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 13:06, archived)

Or....
I remember at school we used to paint one side of a piece of A3 paper, fold it over then open it up to reveal a big beautiful butterfly...
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 13:11, archived)

Now you see we always did that too
But I always used brown paint. Teacher made me sit in the corner a lot.
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 13:14, archived)

It could be another addition to
www.ratemypoo.com
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 13:15, archived)