Oi!
If you had the equipment you'd never be able to restrain yourself, and you know it.
( TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:11, archived)

I can barley restrain myself now

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:12, archived)

Hurrah!
*proffers bloodied and sagging ringpiece*
( TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:14, archived)

*takes nosemonkey to hospital to have him patched up
and get one of those new fangled revirgination operations*
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:16, archived)

revirgi what now?

( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:18, archived)

many things on b3ta have been unpleasant
but the image i now have in my head ranks in the top 3

(and other two dont count)
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:17, archived)

Hurrah!

( TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:19, archived)

*Bums*
Hurrah!
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:17, archived)