*cuts Benny's flaccid cock off*
*starches it*
*self-bums*
( TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:39, archived)

Can I have that back when you've finished with it
But for god's sake clean it first!
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 16:06, archived)