Google is not being my friend
and since you're all my bitches (sorry):

is there a website where I can enter a word, and see a list of common figures of speech/stock phrases that contain that word?

/edit: Ooh, Cliche Finder seems about right
( Newington, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:13, archived)

Probably.

( Comma, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:16, archived)

Wow
That's about as non-commital as you're ever likely to get.
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:18, archived)

Maybe
*bums*
( TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:20, archived)

*Retalliation bumming*

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:26, archived)

*gets out the sandpaper condom again*
*dries Benny's hole out with a blowtorch*
*vigorously counter-dryhumps*
( TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:28, archived)

*Hobbles to sandpaper condom machine*
*Dons sandpaper condom*
*Douses condom with Brut 33 and tabasco sauce*
*Fires Shrink Ray at Nosemonkeys ringpiece*
*Take 3 mile run up*
*GERTCHA!*
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:31, archived)

Yay!
First time it's touched the sides in years!
( TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:34, archived)

And I'm spent
(And in need of urgent medical attention)
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:35, archived)

*cuts Benny's flaccid cock off*
*starches it*
*self-bums*
( TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:39, archived)

Can I have that back when you've finished with it
But for god's sake clean it first!
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 16:06, archived)

You were lucky you didn't get those glow sticks
mine are shit. Still, make a nice present for my sister for christmas.
( magnum, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:21, archived)

I'm still going to try it.
I'm thinking of getting those thin bracelet ones so they're easier to bend.
( Comma, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:24, archived)

They are the ones I got
thing is, they are too thin and so don't glow as well.
( magnum, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:25, archived)

But if it was loads and loads next to each other
they'd be alright, wouldn't they?
( Comma, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:27, archived)

I was hoping for at least
200,000 candle watts of raw neon power.
( magnum, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:31, archived)

urbandictionary.com?
worth a go.
( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:16, archived)

how does it smell?

( Tiggy Twitchin', Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:26, archived)