does being 'bismarcked' involve taking a torpedo to the rudder
and then going round in circles until the British navy finish you off (not in a sex way)?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 20 Mar 2007, 15:34, archived)

Haha.
I'd go for that. Is there a dress code?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 20 Mar 2007, 15:42, archived)

Looking like a ship
and being covered in seamen (FNAR!)
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 20 Mar 2007, 15:53, archived)