I wish I were all slitty eyed
Avec une sideways gash
I'd rant on the English internet
And spout looney nonsense trash.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 9:02, archived)

10/10
*clicks*
( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 9:03, archived)

I am TIRED!
And Milknosugar is coming to stay tomorrow and I have to CLEAN - how do I do it, what is this "cleaning" I hear talk of?
( Mrs.Sp@m, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 9:04, archived)

Pfft, I wouldn't clean for him love.
He's a dirty bastid.
( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 9:04, archived)

Oh I know this
He has kipped on my living room floor long before I even lived here, but I do try to be a little bit houseproud.
( Mrs.Sp@m, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 9:05, archived)

USE FIRE.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 9:04, archived)

open front and rear windows
stand in front of the house and hose EVERYTHING out through the windows into the back garden
(Dangermouse., Fri 20 Apr 2007, 9:13, archived)

Arf!

( Bob Todd whee, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 9:08, archived)

*clicks*
Very amusing
(Psycho Eyes, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 9:11, archived)