someone invent FagPal
on second thoughts ...
( coco, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:12, archived)

where is
SSG when you need him?
(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:15, archived)

That could work.
Seriously. When people go: "do this and I'll get you a pint / some cigs"..

*ponders*
( DogHorse plop, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:29, archived)