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fucking banks
newsletter gonna be late.

I've been on the phone to the bank for hours.

Some cunt has put though a load of fraud on my account.

Not only that - pushing me overdrawn - giving me bank changes.

I literally have no money. Not even money for fags.

Fuck. Piss. Cunt. Shit.

Yes it can be sorted but it's such a pain in the arse.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:09, archived)
would a paypal
donation help?
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:09, archived)
paypal goes to cal
sadly
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:10, archived)
aww,
what about paypal to you, fag money is essential!
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:10, archived)
cheers
but nah.

You'd have to give me a couple of hundred quid to push the account back into the black.

Well, you're welcome to but...
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:11, archived)
*pulls out credit card*
*realises newsletter doesnt deserve THAT much*
*puts card back in pocket*
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:12, archived)
sounds like time for the
Give Rob Money for Fags Appeal

call now, operators are standing by!

Seriously, that's a horrific problem to deal with. Sorry to hear you've been victimized by such utter cunts. A pox on them, and all who do such things.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:13, archived)
someone invent FagPal
on second thoughts ...
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:12, archived)
where is
SSG when you need him?
(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:15, archived)
That could work.
Seriously. When people go: "do this and I'll get you a pint / some cigs"..

*ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:29, archived)
did they say how long it would take to sort out ?
..am willing to share some cigs :)
(I helped save b3ta! Xkimo was at work on, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:11, archived)
2 to 5 working days
I'll borrow some money for my girlfriend for the weekend - when she gets back tonight.

This is an appeal for sympathy rather than money.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:12, archived)
thats not too bad then ...i suppose :/
you have my sympathy then :) ...cos i'd be well pissed off it was me
*hands over a spare cig*
(I helped save b3ta! Xkimo was at work on, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:14, archived)
There's a load of
cunts B3tans / 4rhturians heading to London tonight. Beg them - beg them HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:21, archived)
Not the Cunting Halifax by any chance?
www.b3ta.com/talk/1174
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:12, archived)
Who do you bank with?

(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:12, archived)
lloydstsb
they're great.

Oh and the other good news is i thought, "I know. I can raise cash from my ISAs."

I phone up - they're all doing so fucking badly. Gah.

One has lost 25% of it's value in two years. Huzzah.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:18, archived)
phew
nothing to do with me then thank god.

You need to tell your bank to get a decent fraud detection system
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:20, archived)
how do they work?

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:22, archived)
I'm not allowed to say

(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:23, archived)
bums
coz I want to know.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:25, archived)
besides it's really rather dull

(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:26, archived)
buying patterns.

So you'd be fucked if the fraudsters mostly bought booze and fags.
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:24, archived)
Must be hell for knitting shops.

(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:24, archived)
lets have a whip round
lads
(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:13, archived)
*bends over*

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:16, archived)
can you write some cheques?
knowing that they won't clear for a week
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:13, archived)
cor!
good idea - go and get fags from tesco, if your cheque bounces, they dont contact you for about a week
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:15, archived)
good idea
oh shit. I don't have a guarantee card.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:15, archived)
go to a big shop,
they normally dont need them as they have their own debt recovery places
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:16, archived)
we could do a Tesco web-order thing.

And have the goodies delivered to your house?
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:17, archived)
there is a
fags and booze home delivery service in ym town
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:18, archived)
do they send fags?

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:19, archived)
*checks

/curses. Foiled again.
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:21, archived)
damn
I liked the idea of b3ta boarders paying for my fags.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:23, archived)
what's
your brand?
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:26, archived)
any fags would do
I'm wondering about smoking the £20 cigar someone bought me once that's been sitting on my desk for 6 months.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:27, archived)
shucks!
back on the game for you then
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:14, archived)
Hello

(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:17, archived)
awight sexy?
wanna fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:18, archived)
Can you wait five minutes I'm having a shit?

(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:19, archived)
even better!

(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:21, archived)
You poor cunt
This might cheer you up - your website causing much mirth at my expense:
www.b3ta.com/talk/1250
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:15, archived)
It's
nothing to do with having your bank details on the appeal page is it?
(tomsk, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:19, archived)
i don't think so
it looks like someone has cloned my debit card.

EDIT: The number on the appeal page isn't my main account. So no. It's not b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:20, archived)
Bastards.
Time to start shredding all your receipts or something.
(tomsk, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:22, archived)
That happened to me a couple of weeks back
Fucking cocknuggets

Your bank should pay it all back though, not that that's much help right now
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:20, archived)
While we're talking about your bank...
Can I have your IBAN (international bank acc. no.) so I can send you a donation without my bank charging me my left testicle and my first born?

Banky man said it would be on your bank statement.

Much sympathy for the fraud thingy. Banks are no fucking help, either, 'less it's their cash. A mate had to sue his when they sent his PIN and card to the wrong address and someone cleaned out the acc.
(nugchuts, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 19:09, archived)