
( , Wed 9 May 2007, 22:18, archived)

*smoke rises from clothes and eyes*
*busies self in Twinks Monthly and returns to full health*
( , Wed 9 May 2007, 22:22, archived)

You should carry a bottle of spunk with you at all times, in case you get turned to dust.
( , Wed 9 May 2007, 22:22, archived)