Did you not burn your phallus?

( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:32, archived)

Yes.
But it was worth it.
*bums tube of savalon*
( Geordie Al, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:35, archived)

Scalded
Shirley?
( Dekazer, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:35, archived)

Not recently

( Geordie Al, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:36, archived)