the seriousness and the amount of consideration that has gone into this answer
worries me

for me a Golden Retriever - it can go and get the bog roll to clean up after
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 31 May 2007, 1:08, archived)

I almost said retriever,
but I decided I don't really like them that much.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:09, archived)

All things considered, I'd rather be a cat.

(MooCow_Byter, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:11, archived)

i think the question was fucking, rather than being

( Malaka omdz, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:13, archived)

Ah, so it is.
Hahahaha.

Damn my spacky eyes. This entire thread makes a lot more sense, now.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:15, archived)