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If you could have sex with any breed of dog
What breed would it be?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:01, archived)
You mum.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:01, archived)
Essex Slapper

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 31 May 2007, 1:01, archived)
A b3tan.

(I helped save b3ta! Woking Girl, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:01, archived)
*meekly raises hand*

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 31 May 2007, 1:02, archived)
Get back under the stairs!
*wields rolled up newspaper*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:03, archived)
I don't think it calls for "meekly raising"
what kind of raising does it call for?
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:04, archived)
Self?

(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:07, archived)
EXACTLY
.
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:22, archived)
I often imagine Badger to be a tiny sweaty terrier humping someones leg endlessly

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:02, archived)
...often?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 31 May 2007, 1:03, archived)
This
in a very concerned tone.
(I helped save b3ta! Woking Girl, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:04, archived)
Well, only everytime i see him say anything on b3ta

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:06, archived)
CAN I BE THE BIGGEST PANDERER TO THIS REMARK?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 31 May 2007, 1:03, archived)
Didnt your mum tell you it was lights out?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:04, archived)
Do you have sex via MSN or do you upload ur LOLSPUNK into her inbox?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 31 May 2007, 1:05, archived)
She's your mum, you ask her

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:06, archived)
LOL UR MUM joke!
But, honestly. Now that you live with your internet girlfriend. Has the phone sex lost it's edge now she's actually having to watch you wank?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 31 May 2007, 1:08, archived)
No, sorry
MoT beat you to it.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Woking Girl, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:04, archived)
It's quite clear from this that you would love me to pander to you.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 31 May 2007, 1:05, archived)
You can if you want.
If it would make you feel better.
(I helped save b3ta! Woking Girl, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:07, archived)
It'd make me feel more a part of the internet.
Most of the fat lads pander towards you. I'd have to put weight on.
What do you recommend?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 31 May 2007, 1:09, archived)
I don't know.
Can you please just name one fat lad that panders to me.

I can then name one that panders to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Woking Girl, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:11, archived)
Moohalaa.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 31 May 2007, 1:11, archived)
She's female, you daft twat

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:13, archived)
hahahaha
You rampant puff!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 31 May 2007, 1:14, archived)
You still haven't named anyone that panders to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Woking Girl, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:15, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/3226579
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 31 May 2007, 1:17, archived)
..Or has that stolen your reply?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 31 May 2007, 1:18, archived)
He has never pandered to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Woking Girl, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:22, archived)
Cry me a river. Etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 31 May 2007, 1:23, archived)
Seriously now
Shut up, its tired
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:15, archived)
God I wish there was some form of World of Warcraft/Cybersex forum you could talk to.
I'm reserving power for better foe.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 31 May 2007, 1:19, archived)
Possibly time to put you on ignore

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:19, archived)
Go on then. Fuck off.
Another easy win for JMG.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 31 May 2007, 1:21, archived)
Smashing blouse
There you go
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:12, archived)
Cheers, Michael

(I helped save b3ta! Woking Girl, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:13, archived)
That's ok
Natalie
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:15, archived)
the cheerleader

(I helped save b3ta! Damion International - now taking orders., Thu 31 May 2007, 1:01, archived)
Save the che...
Aaargh they've changed something in the Matrix!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:07, archived)
Meow

(I helped save b3ta! Damion International - now taking orders., Thu 31 May 2007, 1:08, archived)
Meow

(I helped save b3ta! Damion International - now taking orders., Thu 31 May 2007, 1:10, archived)
Miaoux

(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:12, archived)
Newfoundland.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:02, archived)
Some bitch
with like 8 tits
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:02, archived)

ULTRA KILL TITWANK!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:05, archived)
pff
i might go and play counter strike now

WHILST WANKING
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:11, archived)
Poodle

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:02, archived)
The one with the waggly tail.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 31 May 2007, 1:04, archived)
Your bitch

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:04, archived)
pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:05, archived)
A German shepherd or a border collie probably.
Or a shepherd/collie cross.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:06, archived)
the seriousness and the amount of consideration that has gone into this answer
worries me

for me a Golden Retriever - it can go and get the bog roll to clean up after
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 31 May 2007, 1:08, archived)
I almost said retriever,
but I decided I don't really like them that much.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:09, archived)
All things considered, I'd rather be a cat.

(MooCow_Byter, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:11, archived)
i think the question was fucking, rather than being

(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:13, archived)
Ah, so it is.
Hahahaha.

Damn my spacky eyes. This entire thread makes a lot more sense, now.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 31 May 2007, 1:15, archived)