I hate porn.
The kind of girls who will readily give it up for the whole internet to see don't tend to be the prettiest.
I don't fancy eating trucker's cum out of the pussy of 'the girl of my dreams'.
The girl of my dreams, I'm putting up on a pedastal. So I can do nasty, nasty things to her.
( ArthurTheRat, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:09, archived)

and the guys certainly aren't the most hygenic

(Sonny Von Bastyrd I think I'll have myself a beer, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:10, archived)

You sir, are quite obviously looking at the wrong sites

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:10, archived)

Most high streets have better, admittedly.

( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:11, archived)

I wish my local high streets were like yours.
/visits higher class porn sites and lives in the downs-mong capital of england
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:12, archived)

I was most assuredly *not* talking about any high street within a mile of here
With the possible exception of Muswell Hill.
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:13, archived)

the japanese stuff just creeps me out
I always think ... this girl's parents must have had such high hopes for her, she could have been a brain surgeon or a physicist or a web developer, something worthwhile and valuable to society

instead, here she is stuffing a baby octopus up her clunge while a fat bloke has a wee on her
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:11, archived)

Why *do* Japanese porn stars have such tiny cocks?
Is it so that other Japanese men will think they're hung like trees?
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:12, archived)

nature is cruel sometimes

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:13, archived)

It's all that bonsai
they don't just do it to the topiary.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:13, archived)

Japanese and Chinese men have small cocks in general.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:14, archived)

As do Asians
*goes to Japan to feel like a MONSTER*
( Hankster, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:15, archived)

Ahhh. Skinny blokes. You are indeed blessed.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:27, archived)

Apparently
All Japanese men are like that.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:14, archived)

all japs/chinks/etc have tiny cocks.
I lived with a bunch last year and saw their washing, they wore childrens undies.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:21, archived)

*clicks*

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:13, archived)

also, i think my woman is fucking fit
and no one on the site seems to complain...
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:22, archived)