go and sleep off your alcopops, this conversation would still be boring even if I believed you

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 4:32, archived)

Unfortunately I HAVE been drinking alcopops
and therefore by some sort of crazy logic I'm a gay right?


I don't care if nobody believes me, but like I said, this makes me more proud than osama bin laden on september 12th 2001, so being that nobody is really going to post anything interesting on the board, I thought I might aswell come out with it and see what abuse I get for having an adventurous life for once in a while.
( KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 4:38, archived)

christ you're dull
I'm astounded by your dullness

you really are just indescribably dull and tedious

go to bed, have a good old wank and wait for mummy to bring you a cup of tea in the morning you dull child
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 4:40, archived)

I'm sorry oh great gilgamesh, for offending your sensibilties
from now on I will only post random bollocks on the talk board at half four in the morning when all of three people are on it.

I wouldn't want to make your life more dull than it already is now would I? What with you being on an internet message board at quarter to five in the morning.
( KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 4:45, archived)

I never said you offended me
I just said you're a dull little child with an over-active imagination who can't eat three wine gums without getting wankered
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 4:46, archived)

Well in all honestly you don't KNOW that now do you?
If Id've said "oh yeah I drank 15 pints" then fair enough, I would've imagined I was lying. But I've been on b3ta long enough to know that people who boast about how much they've drank are usually dickheads.

So what, yeah I ate three wine gums and nearly passed out; guess I'm a terrible person aren't I? I don't think it really matters to be honest

If I was lying I would've said I shagged a pair of 18 year old blonde twins whilst drinking moet from their vaginas.

fact is I didn't, I pulled a slightly overwieght 30 year old with pretty eyes who, upon talking to her, happened to deal cocaine as a sideline- I asked her if I could "snort coke off her naked body" mostley as a joke and she said yeah.

If you choose to believe this isn't true, and I'm actually fucking sad enough to make up a story to three or four people on an internet message board at 5 in the morning, then be my guest; just don't have a go at me about it- because you have no idea how true it ACTUALLY is and it's none of your cunting business, you're not king of /talk
( KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 4:58, archived)

WOBBLE! BIG FAT FUCKING WOBBLE!
TL:DR
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 4:59, archived)

I'm RISing all over this.

( KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 5:08, archived)