we want a water birth so some sort of bubble making device is needed instead
to imply farts
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)

You plus eating lots of beans the night before.
Sit in there with your wife and fart away - soothing.
( BindiBaji, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)

With a lit cigar too

( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)

Glass of brandy

( BindiBaji, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)

hmmm. green flames

( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)