Come to my gig on Fri 20th in London? Freee......
www.myspace.com/pristheband
(MsRosalita, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)

I quite like that
I won't be there, though, as it's in another country. Or I am.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)

Thanks :D
Ok - you are excused.

Anyone else?
(MsRosalita, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)

i shall probably be watching my wife give birth to our child
and making encouraging noises
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)

Wow. The miracle of life, eh?
Ok - you are also excused.
(MsRosalita, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)

"Hurrah", "Excellent", "Wahey" are all inspired choices.
Your good lady would be most heartened by any of them.
( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)

"are you done yet?"
is one i might try from outside arms length
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)

Pfft.
I dare you.
( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)

I suggest
'Look at the size of your fanny now!'
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)

Or "Fucking hell it's ginger!" as it's crowning

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)

ARF!

( jenpots, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)

ginger black

/insert different race as appropriate
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)

a braAhhn bay-by
/waynetta whats'ername
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)

Turn your head sideways and say she looks like cherie blair

(Snailfighter Mk VIII MASTER of the bits underneath the ledges on fences, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)

"Right love, I'm of down the pub. See you in a bit."

( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)

This is what my dad did with the three of us.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)

My Dad said
"My mum's cooked me a roast dinner. I'll be back in a couple hours".
(Psycho Eyes, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)

Pffft
I bet he was popular.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)

He'd already made himself pretty unpopular
By trying to take the gas and air off her.
(Psycho Eyes, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)

*raises eyebrows*
Also enjoy when she tells the doctor or midwife to fuck off :oP
( jenpots, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)

*books you to be near Luton in February*

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)

With how quick you drop 'em (So to speak) I couldn't get there in time!
:D
( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)

I'll phone you for the encouraging noises then
:D
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)

You should bring a laptop and post on b3ta.
We'll all encourage you.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)

That is how it happens every time I dream of the birth actually
It'll be a home birth so it's probable I'll have my laptop on with /talk open.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)

Haha excellent.
It cant go wrong.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)

Good god.

( Newington, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)

Another first for /talk to look forward to

( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)

Shall I put it on the calender for the 7th Feb?

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)

Pffft
There are worse bashes booked in
( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)

you shall be wandering
down to A and E to get and xray on your hand, after the baby appears.
( jenpots, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)

Yes
I've advised one of our new first baby fathers to get a pair of protective gloves out of stores for the occasion.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)

yes
I did notice trev massaging his hand after ninja baby was born.
( jenpots, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)

Pfft
Mr Fluzzy was building a website on his laptop as our first arrived.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)

Best advice is to use an arm-wrestling grip rather than a handshake grip
you don't break your fingers, and if you get bored you can always have a quick armwrestle.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)

"go on my son, 'av it"

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)

*klaxon*

(Snailfighter Mk VIII MASTER of the bits underneath the ledges on fences, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)

A farting noise with your hand and armpit, is considered encouraging.

( BindiBaji, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)

we want a water birth so some sort of bubble making device is needed instead
to imply farts
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)

You plus eating lots of beans the night before.
Sit in there with your wife and fart away - soothing.
( BindiBaji, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)

With a lit cigar too

( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)

Glass of brandy

( BindiBaji, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)

hmmm. green flames

( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)

First one?
Good luck.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)

ta:)
i have no idea what i'm getting into as i'm repeatibly told
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)

You haven't
but it'll be great, first time round you don't even notice what a miserable first couple of months you're having.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)

I clicked that and it sounded like a Visage B-side
So, no thanks
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)

ri is

LOL
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)

I clicked the link and there was a bum.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)

Fis?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)

pisstheband lolol

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)

LOLZORS!
Yu aer all teh funneh !!!1111eleventyfuckinone!!1!1!!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)

you LOL

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)

:(

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)

It's a bit too far away, I'm afraid.
Also, I can't be bothered to check that link to see if you're any good.
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)

You can buy our single on iTunes if you click that link. CHEAP AS.

(MsRosalita, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)

Or we could not.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)

I don't use iTunes and,
as I mentioned, it'd be far too much effort. I'm busy listening to Bossk.
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)

named after the bounty hunter
in star wars?
( M o D, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)

I think so, yes.

(MooCow_Byter, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)

Kind of this.

( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)

*is afeared of That There London*

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)

You'd be right to be afeared
It's too flat, too smelly and too scruffy and no-one speaks English
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)

just like
east anglia then
( M o D, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)

Why?
London is a place of wonder and delight.
(Psycho Eyes, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)

I'd consider it
but I can't listen to the music here and it's £49 on the train.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)

i'll go if you play an extended cover version of I Love Horses
for the whole gig.
( scott,, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)

and when you get onto an encore
reprise it
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)

Your description sounds like something I would like, but I can't listen for some reason.
And London? No sorry, long way away.
( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)

Can't look at that at work.
What sort of sound do you make?
( BindiBaji, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)

Imagine if the last twenty years hadn't happened
and people were still singing whistfully over the top of synthesisers.

A bit like that.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)

'80s electro-tastic.
This is not necessarily a bad thing. But I have a date with some more interesting things that friday so I won't be able to make it. Have fun.

edit: actually ... it's not too bad at all ... if you can get a gig in Cambridge then I might be inclined to wander along.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)

We are more modern in terms of our club beats - it's just not up on the spaz yet
and the stuff up there is a bit older.

But yeah.. come along if you can be arsed. It should be a fun night.
(MsRosalita, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)

Wave hello to the manager with the massive curly hair.
I used to work with him.

Actually I'm being ditched by my boyfriend that weekend, I should so go and hit the town.
( rosie posie tingly bongly, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)

I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO PARTY!

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)

I always want to party.

( rosie posie tingly bongly, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)

I better get plotting.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)

?

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)

As in, he's going to a festival and I shall be left in London alone. :(

( rosie posie tingly bongly, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)

I was planning in partying in london maybe.
I don't know. Maybe Brighton. I can't decide.
( rosie posie tingly bongly, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)

YOU REPLIED INT HE WRONG PLACE YOU IDIOT.

( rosie posie tingly bongly, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)

WE'LL COME TO YOU.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)

Ah, right
Bad luck you, I mean, what the fuck can you do in London of a weekend?

Oh... wait.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)

I'm not sure about london for gigs
I'd rather summat more local to me for mu musics.

although I will probably be at FS's thing in sept
(Dangermouse., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)

I can't listen
but it says Electro/new wave/and pop.

Sounds a bit painfully now.
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)

I could give you something that will make it sound AWESOME.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)

But it makes my bum hurt

( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)

Better that than the ears, I always say.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)

It depends....
Are you a hot looking single women who is prepaired to do anything to me for a bit of blow?

Or, well, and, more just as importantly, are you a hot looking single women who is prepaired to let me do anything to you, for a bit of blow?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)