14 year old girls shouldnt be allowed to parade around in gstrings and my tshirts
And then demand to bounce on my knee all evening whilst insisting on getting my drinks for me
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 14 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)

You got an erection didn't you Mike?

( Hankster, Sat 14 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)

Not a chance, they were too fucking irritating

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 14 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)

This is true
As nice as all these 18 year olds in pants looked, the general OMG BOYS INNIT OMG I AM SOO DRUNK INNIT OMG was enough to make even Ian Huntley go to the pub to get away from the noise
( Hankster, Sat 14 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)

I now fully understand why paedophiles murder the kids afterwards

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 14 Jul 2007, 16:58, archived)

Pfff
Oh my
( Hankster, Sat 14 Jul 2007, 16:58, archived)