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I now have no teen girls left in my flat
This pleases me more than you can imagine as i have been exposed to more pert young boob and underage gusset than i would care to admit to in a court of law.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 14 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)
Imagine my pain two years ago, when living with my sister and my nieces
I was forced to endure twenty 18 year old girls in my garden in bikini's all drunk
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 14 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)
14 year old girls shouldnt be allowed to parade around in gstrings and my tshirts
And then demand to bounce on my knee all evening whilst insisting on getting my drinks for me
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 14 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)
You got an erection didn't you Mike?

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 14 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)
Not a chance, they were too fucking irritating

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 14 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)
This is true
As nice as all these 18 year olds in pants looked, the general OMG BOYS INNIT OMG I AM SOO DRUNK INNIT OMG was enough to make even Ian Huntley go to the pub to get away from the noise
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 14 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)
I now fully understand why paedophiles murder the kids afterwards

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 14 Jul 2007, 16:58, archived)
Pfff
Oh my
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 14 Jul 2007, 16:58, archived)
Diddums
All of my gf's friends are hot and flirty and sadly taken, damnit.

EDIT: Not teenagers fortunatly, I just have to endure them in a different way.
(Flobby Boris is returned to /talk from the northern wastes., Sat 14 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)
They had an all girls BBQ
For some reason, a lot of my mates' visited me that afternoon
Hmm
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 14 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)
It's because they
Enjoy your wit and sparkling company.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Sat 14 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)
Well. obviously

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 14 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)
Cynic, your mates love you for who you are.

(Flobby Boris is returned to /talk from the northern wastes., Sat 14 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)
It was funny to see four blokes in their 30s just saying
"I'm looking out the window for the weather you see"

Yeah right
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 14 Jul 2007, 16:57, archived)