I hope my internet history isn't monitored.
All these Daily Mail urls and odd Wikipedia pages are making me look dodgy.

My boobs would only be good for holding phones by trapping them betwixt nork and torso. I could carry one under each boob. I don't think I could carry a phone rammed between them, though; they're too spread apart.
( Bob Todd whee, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)

Wear a certain kind of bra
and I'm sure you could carry one about, but unfettered clearly supplies you with more storage space, so I'd stick with that.
( Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)

But it's v. uncomfy not wearing a bra.
I can't run, and produce loads of tit sweat.
( Bob Todd whee, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)

And the phones would fall out
so perhaps not the best idea. Might I suggest keeping your phone in your pocket as a viable alternative?
( Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)

If I get a phone, I shall surely keep it there.

( Bob Todd whee, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:31, archived)