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Your breasts would make a good mobile phone holder
Yep, Daily Nazi omg etc
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:18, archived)
Oh my
pfft
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)
not mine

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)
Mine would.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
Seagull shoplifter
It's not black though
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)
Seagulls are the bird equivilent of Chavs.
But they look fucking awesome when you watch them swooping about in the wind.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)
hmm
face holder would have been better
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)

face cock
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)

cock speedboat...*bwub bwub bwub bwub*
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)
we had an instructor like that
although he prefered boys.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)
Play the xylophone for me,
PLAY THE DIRECT LINE THEME!
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)
Take those beaters out of your arse first.

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)
I hope my internet history isn't monitored.
All these Daily Mail urls and odd Wikipedia pages are making me look dodgy.

My boobs would only be good for holding phones by trapping them betwixt nork and torso. I could carry one under each boob. I don't think I could carry a phone rammed between them, though; they're too spread apart.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)
Wear a certain kind of bra
and I'm sure you could carry one about, but unfettered clearly supplies you with more storage space, so I'd stick with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)
But it's v. uncomfy not wearing a bra.
I can't run, and produce loads of tit sweat.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)
And the phones would fall out
so perhaps not the best idea. Might I suggest keeping your phone in your pocket as a viable alternative?
(I helped save b3ta! Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)
If I get a phone, I shall surely keep it there.

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:31, archived)
she should hace stuck her fucking nokia up her cunt then

(THE PERFICK PROFILE HAS A BOX LIKE A VW BEETLE BONNET., Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)
Not as good as YOUR FACE.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
And my mobile phone is a brick.
Not just big, it's a cuboid made of concrete.

*pushes it into your face*
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)
I started reading that, thinking "That's a bit harsh"...
but then I read a bit more, and I realised, he's a fucking twat.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
Question - if I am downloading a film in 20 .rar files what does this mean?
Will I have to do much fannying about before I can watch it?

EDIT: thanks, I have WinRAR so I'll give that a try. It's dowloading verrrryyyy slooooowwwlllly though so it'll be a while.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
If you have WinRar installed
just right click on the first rar file & choose 'Extract Here'
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)
well not really
you need all parts to "unrar" it.

then it will form one big .avi file that you can watch in any player (as long as all teh codecs and shit are on your system)

if you want to convert it to dvd thats another story.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)
Ah, didn't know that.

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)
I would guess so.
You'll need an app that can unpack .rars, to begin with. You'll also need to paste the sections together unless you can queue them in a media player.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)
most of todays archived stuffs are already pre-joined.
thankfully.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)
I've not seen one that isn't in over 10 years

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)
there are a few out there
mostly split to fit onto 2 CD's and the odd porn one.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:31, archived)
no, double click on the first one and it will build itself

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)
most likely
yes :(
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)
Driving instructor in 'being a pervy old cunt' shocker.
In other news, care worker in 'actually being a nonce' shocker.
(FUCK OFF, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)
Molested AND groomed?
Surely it would be groomed then molested.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)
I hope I don't ever get someone like that,
because I dislike being touched to the extent that I'm likely to hit people if they touch me without warning.

I like hugs, though. But not from someone with whom I expect to have a strictly professional relationship.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)
What about snuggling up on the sofa?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)
If I was in that situation, touching would be expected,
so that would be okay.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)
huzzah!
sounds like you're in there, 90Nz0! :)
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)
NOICE ONE BRAVA !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)
just be aware
that you'll be fighting over your games and films with her...
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)
What about someone specifically employed for hugging purposes?

(I helped save b3ta! Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)
meh
what can you do about it? keeps me in money anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:37, archived)

someone with whom I expect to have a strictly professional relationship grubby old fucktards
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)
I am feeling stabby.
But not because of that.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)