Home made onion soup does the trick
Fry a pound of thinly sliced onions as gently as possible for about an hour, add stock and flavourings of choice, eat, wait, shit. Result
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)

I find a nice strong cup of coffee
and a kiwi fruit has the same effect.
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:53, archived)

I use coffee.
A fuck-off-strong one, and everything shifts happily.
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:54, archived)