I have come to realise that Voltarol, whilst sounding like a very cool drug
Does in fact turn my digestive system into Britains premier production facility for WMD's
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:37, archived)

i have toast and pate.
I win.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:39, archived)

And a clunge.
Never forget the clunge.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:39, archived)

I never forget the clunge.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:41, archived)

MUFFDIVER!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:43, archived)

whats a clunge?
It sounds like some sort of drain cleaner
( turb0t, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:45, archived)

Mimsy

(Psycho Eyes, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:46, archived)

and I still havent seen the last mimsy

( turb0t, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:47, archived)

Wimmin-bits.

( Bob Todd whee, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:47, archived)

Gash
Axe wound
Stench trench
Flaps
Hairy pie
Bearded clam
Furry Honey pot
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:47, archived)

do you have
roger's profanisaurus there ?
( turb0t, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:49, archived)

Nope
they were the first ones I could think of at short notice. There are many more

Beef curtains
Salmon flaps
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)

Cunt

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)

Why is that not on my list?
I seem to have over-complicated things

Quim
Cunny
Pudendum
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:51, archived)

Mifty
Minge
Minky
Mmm.
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:52, archived)

Tuppence
Fairy
Mary
Front bottom
Flange
Fanny
Twat
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:54, archived)

polly
muff
fanny
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:56, archived)

Oh yes, muff
Putu (Burmese)
Tero (Maori)
Cuki (Afrikaans)
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:58, archived)

I have never heard of Pudendum before
what is the origin ?
( turb0t, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:55, archived)

Latin I think
Edit: yes
"Etymology: New Latin, singular of Latin pudenda, from neuter plural of pudendus, gerundive of pudEre to be ashamed
: the external genital organs of a human being and especially of a woman -- usually used in plural "

www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?pudenda
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:55, archived)

I've just found a jar of honey I didn't know I had
This is most winworthy
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:39, archived)

You are Pooh Bear

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:40, archived)

I am scraping the back of my cupboards for breakfast foods
And now I am annoyed because the neighbours are being noisy cunts
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:42, archived)

Oooh
I really fancy honey on toast for breakfast. I might have to settle for a cuppa tea and a biccie though.
(Psycho Eyes, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:45, archived)

Mornin' Spangles
How are you? Good weekend?
(Psycho Eyes, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:40, archived)

I did lazing about and playing on the pooter
you?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:42, archived)

Same really
I'm feeling much better this week than I did last week.
(Psycho Eyes, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:44, archived)

Nice
I've just had a ham-n-musturd on seeded granary which was very tasty
(Dangermouse., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:48, archived)

Add some sugar free mints and you might come close to my skills

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:39, archived)

Are they W1k3d 5k1llz0r3z?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:40, archived)

damned right
Kefftastic
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:47, archived)

I have these too,
and I had a diet Coke on Saturday (bleurrgghh). Aspartame makes me guff like a donkey.
( Bob Todd whee, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:41, archived)

That is too cool a name for mere medicine.
Names like that have to be earned.
( Bob Todd whee, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:39, archived)

It gives you a cool Starwars name though,
like Warfarin.
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:39, archived)

I'm hungry and there is no food
Or milk, so I can't even have a cup of fucking tea
( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:39, archived)

I thought the curry & the alcohol from the weekend
may have cleared me out, but it does not seem to have worked that way.
Disappointing.
( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:47, archived)

We should have had more red wine and Guinness.

( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:49, archived)

Home made onion soup does the trick
Fry a pound of thinly sliced onions as gently as possible for about an hour, add stock and flavourings of choice, eat, wait, shit. Result
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)

I find a nice strong cup of coffee
and a kiwi fruit has the same effect.
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:53, archived)

I use coffee.
A fuck-off-strong one, and everything shifts happily.
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:54, archived)