I will be your new friend
/inserting oily cock into ear blog
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:06, archived)

knobbing the sunflowers again?

( MrA, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:06, archived)

It's those damned rapeseed fields.
I see cocks running about it them all the time.
( WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:09, archived)

what is the female equivalent to knobbing?
flanging? Slopply lip kissing?
( MrA, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:11, archived)

CUNTING
;o)
( WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:14, archived)

FUCK YES,
anyhow, I must sleep good night interwebs. you bunch of sweaty infected ball sack mites.
( MrA, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:16, archived)

Good night Mr A
You lovely sweaty sex god type person. Sweet dreams.
( WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:18, archived)

It's like you can see into my pants
/ac
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:19, archived)

But that's what one does when one cunts people in the fuck
Surely?
( 72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:18, archived)

If you have never experienced a jolly good cunting, you have not lived.
Only special ladies know how to do it good and proper.
( WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:23, archived)

I have not lived.

( 72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:24, archived)

Oh, poor you.
You'll live one day. I'm sure.
( WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:31, archived)

I hope so

( 72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:34, archived)

clunging
/ac
( writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:14, archived)

I use your mums clunge to harvest penicillin
/ac
( MrA, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:16, archived)

That accurately evokes the plunging motion.

( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:18, archived)

have you considered an alternative career unblocking drains?
vaccum clunge action
( writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:19, archived)

UNSANITARY!!!

( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:21, archived)

sanitary products are for that what is for

( writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:23, archived)

Docking, I assume.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:15, archived)

i'm sorry dave, i can't do that
/virtual headache
( writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:16, archived)

Not that kind of docking
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tribadism
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:20, archived)

clam joust
*snortles*
( writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:22, archived)

Piston-fixing.

( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:19, archived)

So to speak.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:20, archived)

Spuffing.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:16, archived)

Cooking

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:16, archived)

Tribadery
so bad they named it thrice
by bad I mean bad
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:18, archived)

Clam-jousting?

( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:22, archived)