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I used to like FoldsFive.
I don't any more because he's horrible to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:05, archived)
I will be your new friend
/inserting oily cock into ear blog
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:06, archived)
knobbing the sunflowers again?

(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:06, archived)
It's those damned rapeseed fields.
I see cocks running about it them all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:09, archived)
what is the female equivalent to knobbing?
flanging? Slopply lip kissing?
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:11, archived)
CUNTING
;o)
(I helped save b3ta! WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:14, archived)
FUCK YES,
anyhow, I must sleep good night interwebs. you bunch of sweaty infected ball sack mites.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:16, archived)
Good night Mr A
You lovely sweaty sex god type person. Sweet dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:18, archived)
It's like you can see into my pants
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:19, archived)
But that's what one does when one cunts people in the fuck
Surely?
(I helped save b3ta! 72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:18, archived)
If you have never experienced a jolly good cunting, you have not lived.
Only special ladies know how to do it good and proper.
(I helped save b3ta! WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:23, archived)
I have not lived.

(I helped save b3ta! 72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:24, archived)
Oh, poor you.
You'll live one day. I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:31, archived)
I hope so

(I helped save b3ta! 72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:34, archived)
clunging
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:14, archived)
I use your mums clunge to harvest penicillin
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:16, archived)
That accurately evokes the plunging motion.

(I helped save b3ta! KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:18, archived)
have you considered an alternative career unblocking drains?
vaccum clunge action
(I helped save b3ta! writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:19, archived)
UNSANITARY!!!

(I helped save b3ta! KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:21, archived)
sanitary products are for that what is for

(I helped save b3ta! writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:23, archived)
Docking, I assume.

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:15, archived)
i'm sorry dave, i can't do that
/virtual headache
(I helped save b3ta! writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:16, archived)
Not that kind of docking
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tribadism
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:20, archived)
clam joust
*snortles*
(I helped save b3ta! writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:22, archived)
Piston-fixing.

(I helped save b3ta! KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:19, archived)
So to speak.

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:20, archived)
Spuffing.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:16, archived)
Cooking

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:16, archived)
Tribadery
so bad they named it thrice
by bad I mean bad
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:18, archived)
Clam-jousting?

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:22, archived)
something something MY UM-BER-ELLAAAAAA

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:06, archived)
Eh?

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:07, archived)
Eh?

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:08, archived)
Eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:09, archived)
something something MY UM-BER-ELLAAAAAA
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:09, archived)
ELLA ELLA ELLA
EH EH EH
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:09, archived)
Biffy Clyro's version
was much better than the original.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:11, archived)
Where is this?

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:11, archived)
it was on radio 1
they were in the live lounge, but it'll have got moved now.
Bound to be on the 'net somewhere, though. No idea where, I'm rubbish at that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:13, archived)
It was on the Live Lounge on Jo Whiley on Radio 1.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJAklQZ7kBg
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:13, archived)
brilliant!
that's so amateurish it's genius!
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:17, archived)
is that good?
i just don't know any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:20, archived)
^This.
Biffy Clyro are much better than most things.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:12, archived)
Pity everything else they do is a pile of wank then.

(I helped save b3ta! 72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:13, archived)
oooh
controversial.
Not bothered either way, myself, but you two can have fun arguing about it.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:14, archived)
A difference of opinion?
On the internet?

BRING ME MY DUELING PISTOLS.
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:15, archived)
I'm too tired to argue on the internet. And I assume you are far enough away not to be disturbed by the music I'm listening to.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:17, archived)
I heard a strange remix of RATM on radio1 tonight.
I couldn't figure out if I liked it or not.
(I helped save b3ta! WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:16, archived)
They've been playing it a few days. I'm not keen.
Although I love love love the Kanye West remix of Daft Punk.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:17, archived)
It's not a remix
It's a sample. there is a difference.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:20, archived)
Sorry. I knew that. I have been baking for a fete all day and my brain is addled.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:21, archived)
Ooo, what goodies have you baked?

(I helped save b3ta! WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:25, archived)
Lemon butter biscuits, orange flower navettes, strawberry tarts, mini victoria sponge cakes,
flapjacks, cheesecake and 3 trays of brownies.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:28, archived)
did he call columbo shit?
because he'd be right
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:06, archived)
One of the few things I do agree with the monobrowed one about
is Columbo.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:07, archived)
THE MARRIAGE IS OFF

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:08, archived)
Because you smell of piss.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:07, archived)
Only because I piss on his bed when he's out of the house.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:11, archived)
It's better than what I do to your bed.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:13, archived)
Your rent is due.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:07, archived)
I'll teach you punctuation FOR FREE ;)
edit: You're fast for an old ninja.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:08, archived)
I have no idea what you mean.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:09, archived)
Are you all online
In the same house? Whatever happened to just talking to each other?
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:09, archived)
Talking to each other is so nineties.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:10, archived)
Call me old fashioned...

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:12, archived)
i'll call you a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:13, archived)
And I will call you
A sheep-bothering nancy-boy.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:15, archived)
don't take your anger over the fact that your parents never loved you
out on the internet
:(
bully.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:21, archived)
Go home grandad
yeah you heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Super piat I am the owl, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:13, archived)
SHE ONLY WANTS YOU FOR YOUR PERSONALITY, LOOKS, CHARM AND SENSE OF HUMOUR
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:07, archived)
The vile harridan.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:07, archived)
I'm in love with a crustacean called Mabel

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:07, archived)
I'm this bored >
When I was young and fancy-free
I went to see the world
I visted the farest east,
and found myself a girl

A charming lass, she was, dear friend
and in the sack, quite able
I swore I'd love her to the end,
My dearest, eastern Mabel

We walked the plains, we saw the sights
No beauty passed us by
We walked the mountains, scaled the heights
Until we touched the sky

But walking back - a tragedy -
A rockfall was upon us
When it was done, there was just me,
A lonely young adonis

For Mabel, she had took the brunt,
Of all this falling stone.
Squashed quite flat, the silly cunt
Had left me all alone.

Bereft, I sit alone and dream,
Wanking in frustration,
Mourning the loss of my eastern queen -
Mabel, the crustacean.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:34, archived)
Yay :)
That's beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:45, archived)
but...
'crustacean' turned out not to be so photetically close to 'crushed asian' as I had hoped.

Oh, well.

I should probably try to do something more productive, anyhow...
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:48, archived)
It touched me in many ways
& has been linked to in my profile
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:51, archived)
I'm genuinely honoured
*salutes*
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:58, archived)
A BULLY

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:08, archived)
You'd better believe it.
It's only the bullying that keeps me going.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:09, archived)
I just bashed my toe.
And my head is sore:(
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:08, archived)
See, Reflexology works!

(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:09, archived)
Haha
It's been sore for three days. Stupid head. My ear infection appears to have gone away though.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:10, archived)
ESME WESME!
I bashed my toe about 1/2 hour ago. Shall we comfort each other?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:10, archived)
BROADY SWORDY!!
I think so. I don't know whether to go to bed or not. I have stuff to do tomorrow, but I'm getting a bus at half one tomorrow morning to the airport.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:11, archived)
About six months
Brandy in my bottle to ease my teething pains and to get me to sleep.

edit: you're laughing? I'm not kidding! It was accepted wisdom in the 60s.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:10, archived)
PFFT

(I helped save b3ta! 72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:10, archived)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:10, archived)
i think i got some of that,
but i can't really remember, i'd have to ask.
i know my dad did that when he was that age.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:12, archived)
WHY ARE YOU ALL LAUGHING? >:-|

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:12, archived)
a redfaced slurring baby would look even more like winston churchill

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:21, archived)