Fuck 'em.
I'll just tell them that I'm sat next to a GIRL.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:48, archived)

HAVE HER DO THE DISHES!
Then stand there. On the sofa. Hands on hips, just laughing.
That's how I roll.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:48, archived)