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We never wank the midgets in Siberia
Do you have the dossier?
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:43, archived)
Only in wintertime.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:43, archived)
It snows in Siberia only when the cats meaow

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:47, archived)
Is it Incoherent Random LOL HAM Post Monday?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:44, archived)
Do you even realise that you're typing, and people on the internet can see this?

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:44, archived)
That's it.
Over the top we go, lads.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:44, archived)
Right that's it.
I'm offically declaring WAR on people who post incoherent hilarious "random" 'LOL HAM!' posts.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:45, archived)
Somebody with poor vision just decided they'll start a hillarious new thread that goes against this.
They're typing it out as we speak.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:47, archived)
Fuck 'em.
I'll just tell them that I'm sat next to a GIRL.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:48, archived)
HAVE HER DO THE DISHES!
Then stand there. On the sofa. Hands on hips, just laughing.
That's how I roll.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:48, archived)
pfft

(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:49, archived)
They're busy on dictionary.com checking the spelling of the longer words
to avoid embarassing themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:50, archived)
*blows the whistle*

(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:49, archived)
Are you asking for the (bull)dozer in a over-the-top posh way?

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:44, archived)
nah It just made me chuckle.

(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:50, archived)
yes. just you.

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 23:04, archived)
like that cunty cousin at a family do

(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 23:10, archived)
Christ.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:44, archived)
Dear Midget Wanker.
The dossier is on the left, past the thing, under the wotsit.
Love BLACKBIRD.
(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:45, archived)
no i lost it sry

(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:45, archived)
The Arctic Fox is out of hiding.
Repeat: The arctic fox is OUT of HIDING!

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(Dangermouse., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:46, archived)
You have a Dell laptop?

(I helped save b3ta! trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:47, archived)
haha
they aren't that bad
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:47, archived)
yes they are

(Dangermouse., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:48, archived)
I've had loads,
my 9400 is pretty good. Quiet, cool, not blown up yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:50, archived)
my work's Inspirion is a pile of arse
with excel and access adding to the arseness
(Dangermouse., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:57, archived)
what's wrong with excel and access?
Not that I use them particularly often, but Office 2007 is shit hot, for so many reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 23:00, archived)
I spend 9 hours a day staring at them
is the main issue
(Dangermouse., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 23:16, archived)
Well, someone has to

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:48, archived)
I have one
And there is nothing wrong with it.*

*Apart from the power lead breaking and the battery being dead. Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:58, archived)
christ, it's a bit desperate on here tonight

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:48, archived)
bring it
Now this is the story all about how
My helicopter got flipped, crashed upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how my helicopter crashed and fell through the air

In southern parts of Scotland born and raised
On the dirt track where I spent most of my days
Speeding up, maxing, smashing, all cool
And revving it up outside the school

When I decided to try and go for a fly
Started making trouble up in the sky
I got in one little crash and my copter got scared
And said "you're moving with your son and you're going up there.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:48, archived)
tsk tsk
off to hull with you!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:49, archived)
fresh.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:49, archived)
Maybe
do you have those pictures of me parading around and saluting with a cat on the end of my cock?
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:48, archived)
I filled my dossier with cream cheese and then rubbed it on my face.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:50, archived)
I'm so hot right now.

(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:52, archived)
GMOS sex magnet strikes again.

(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:53, archived)