
the only person I would sue is the author of the punchline for wasting my time.
( , Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:46, archived)

it was an attempt at being generally passive and just not finding it funny.
also, i sent the link to my friend whos a psychologist, so it'll annoy her sufficiently...
( , Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:56, archived)

may even fuck with her head a little as she will be thinking "fuck!? did I do that?"
( , Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:58, archived)

I'll just get ripped to shred's for slagging her off. Then maybe offer to make it up to her in a valiant try for sex. and fail.
( , Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:00, archived)

but she will see straight through my plan using her brains{eyes?... braineyes.}. damn her.
( , Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:04, archived)

be stealing your braineyes good sir and using it as often as possible* and I might even use it to try and seduce a lesbian psychologist.
*and probably claiming it as my own
( , Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:07, archived)

WOO!!!
You'll have to let me know how you get on...
( , Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:09, archived)

hmm..doesn't look promising.
yep, there's the punch to the face right now.
( , Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:14, archived)

At least I have an excuse for my knockbacks!:)
Just for the record, I have managed to bone her on several occasions too! Just a pity she prefers clunge & usually has a girlfriend:(
( , Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:08, archived)

Then takes it away again. To be honest I know I could if I wanted to but we live quite far apart.
( , Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:10, archived)

Total.
I dont know whats worse though. That Sir P.N typed all that out or that he has that saved on his computer somewhere for future use.
( , Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:54, archived)

his underpants have it printed on the inside...just so he can get that *special* feeling.
( , Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:56, archived)

they are indeed.
seeing as i only wear the ones that I get your mum to wear around for 3 days allowing her mimsy to permanently infuse the smell of crusty sailor semen and her cheesy clunge into first!
( , Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:06, archived)