my first handjob
I came on her new suede shoes

I have aaaall   the moves
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 16 Mar 2005, 9:28, archived)

Smooth :)
My first I managed to ruin my signed Games Workshop t-shirt.

I was all of teh sexy.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 16 Mar 2005, 9:32, archived)

Signed by who,
Gandalf?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 16 Mar 2005, 9:44, archived)

Hah - no I think it
was Jes Goodwin, one of the White Dwarf artists. Still, I wasn't too upset.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 16 Mar 2005, 9:53, archived)

Occupational hazard?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Mar 2005, 9:33, archived)

she was in a choir
so ... yes
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 16 Mar 2005, 9:39, archived)

Morning, vicar.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Mar 2005, 9:41, archived)

Heh
I near spaffed in my own face
(Stone Cold Minge Binge - Wrist Deep in a gibbon, Wed 16 Mar 2005, 9:40, archived)