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Snooker balls are best
/scum blog
(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 11:09, archived)
WHERE'S YOUR TOOL?
What tool?
THIS TOOL !!!! ** smack **
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 11:11, archived)
"I fell sir"

(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 11:11, archived)
Oranges in a sock = the best ever.
TRUFAX!
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 11:12, archived)
A fucking orange?
That doesn't sound very deadly.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 6 Oct 2007, 11:14, archived)
Hurts like fuck
and minimal bruising.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 11:15, archived)
If I'm going to hit someone with a sock full of something
I want the bruising.

I'm not planning to abuse children or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 6 Oct 2007, 11:24, archived)
Pfft
Only if you want to gay someone
(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 11:14, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/3872742
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 11:16, archived)
Hmm
might look into that then
(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 11:16, archived)
Didn't they do that on that viatnam film? I think 'full metal jacket'....
... as it doesn't leave any bruises, only damage to internal organs.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 11:17, archived)
That was bars of soap...
which also work well.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 11:18, archived)
That sounds like a good way
to crack some heads!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 6 Oct 2007, 11:11, archived)
Oh yes
ever seen the film Scum? Ray winstone as a young'un in a borstal. Ace film
(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 11:13, archived)
No, but I've been hit by a pool ball.
They fucking hurt!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 6 Oct 2007, 11:15, archived)
They do indeed
You should get the film, its the mutts nuts
(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 11:16, archived)
I'll see if my local
has it in stock.

*fires up P2P 'browser'*
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 6 Oct 2007, 11:21, archived)