Half the fun of oral sex
is calling the recipient at 11am the next day to tell them you've just found one of their hairs lovingly wrapped around one of your molars.

Actually no, 90% of the fun of oral sex is the things grateful women do to return the favour of a well licked beavage
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 16 Mar 2005, 15:48, archived)