i hate idiots who don't know how to queue.
a while back i was waiting to pay for some veggies at the local outdoor market and had some twit cut in line in front of me and a few others. when i told him there was a line he got snarly so i kicked him to death.
( postbear has metal knees, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 7:49, archived)

I hate it when people dont know the last beer is automatically mine.
Last time this happened me and a mate ended up beating the living shit out of each other for over 1/2 an hour.
We smashed the beer in the first minute.
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 7:52, archived)