he needs a haircut
end of story.

ponytail = bad.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:37, archived)

I used to have a ponytale
It took years to grow it, then i saw my holiday photos and realised i looked like a gayosexual. And swiftly visited the hair shortening centre.
(CaptainMonkeyPants Doesn't care for it at all., Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:46, archived)