all of a sudden
i realise i need a haircut
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:30, archived)

Me too
But I'm a girl so it's ok for me, you filthy layabout.
Edit: And if your post isn't a song title in the making then I'll be darned.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:31, archived)

Hmmm
yes, let's run with that one...

All of sudden,
I realise,
I need a haircut...

could this be an
anthropomorphic
metaphor for you
and me?
(Hey Jonny, Park! Fluffeh Pleece, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:33, archived)

All of a sudden
I realise I need a haircut
Because I'm training with the army at Deepcut.

They're going to shave my scalp bare
And feel me up whilst I stand in my underwear!

After cleaning the scissors with barbicide
They bugger the recruits and drive them to suicide!
( Roman Totale, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:45, archived)

My
but you are a ray of sunshine.
(Hey Jonny, Park! Fluffeh Pleece, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:46, archived)

Or at least you were, oh --
Those summers we spent together
You'd love, you'd care
For my l'Oreal hair
But it had to end
and there, girlfriend,
we made a sweet farewell, you stroked my locks
then I sailed off from the docks

All of sudden I realise I need a haircuit
And together we never will be
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:51, archived)

or...
Those summers we spent together
screwing gently in the heather
You'd love, you'd care
For my pubic hair
But I infected my end
and there, girlfriend,
I visted a GP, he said Hepatitis B
they found lumps in my rocks
My love life left the docks

All of sudden I realise I need a haircut
I wonder if the shop is still open at 6?
(Hey Jonny, Park! Fluffeh Pleece, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 23:00, archived)

Oh maybe it will be
All of a sudden I realise I need a haircut
Maybe it will be
All of a sudden I realise I need a haircut
Maybe it will be...
OH BOLLOOOOOOOOOCKS!
It's a baaaaaaaank holiday.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Sun 27 Mar 2005, 23:06, archived)

I'm sensing
a punk undercurrent
(Hey Jonny, Park! Fluffeh Pleece, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 23:07, archived)

*applauds*

(FluffehNinja, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:46, archived)

*bows*
and ribbons
( Roman Totale, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:49, archived)

now, let's try rap
all of a sudden
i realise i need a haircut

FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU
FUCKING SUCK ME OFF
MOTHERFUCKING
MOTHERFUCKER

FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
YOU FUCKING FUCK
FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU,
YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUNT
(1, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:49, archived)

now, Goth metal
All of a sudden I realise I need a haircut
But no one understands me because
Life in private school is just so tough

So I'll dye it black! Black against the day!
But then Mummy went and took my pocket money away!
Oh how can she not understand my dilema?
Is it because I went and used the last of her Henna?

Oh I need a haircut! A haircut!
Do not tie me down you institutional, short haired zealot!
( Roman Totale, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 23:01, archived)

noooo
long hair on boys is good

edit: im debating growing my hair again :/
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:31, archived)

Depends really
On most, 'tis very good thing. But it can go wrong very easily.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:32, archived)

May the good st. Stringfellow
be a warning to us all
(Hey Jonny, Park! Fluffeh Pleece, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:42, archived)

arf!

( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:43, archived)

YOU! YOU!
I added you as a friend on stumbleupon, but it just shows that I'm your fan, I think that means you haven't accepted.

*feels rejected*
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:45, archived)

This is the kind of event...
that turns an admirer into a stalker...
(Hey Jonny, Park! Fluffeh Pleece, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:46, archived)

yes
:/ id forgotten that fucker
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:45, archived)

but
but but but

edit: hahahaha shoulda known the boys'd hate it, and the girls would either encourage it, or require more details.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:33, archived)

but but but
what what what?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:34, archived)

meh
you're right.

it aint long enough
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:35, archived)

keep growing it!!

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:35, archived)

Grow hair like cousin it
You don't need to wash then.
(Hey Jonny, Park! Fluffeh Pleece, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:45, archived)

it has been longer than this
but there comes a point where it really is a pain in the arse to look after
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:48, archived)

i know that
feeling which is why my hair is all teh short - i couldnt be arsed with it anymore, although am considering growing it again, i dont know what to do!!!!
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:51, archived)

You know what they say about
pony tails?
(Hey Jonny, Park! Fluffeh Pleece, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:35, archived)

Theres a arsehole under one?

( Dobsky, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:36, archived)

oldie
but goodie
(Hey Jonny, Park! Fluffeh Pleece, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:37, archived)

he needs a haircut
end of story.

ponytail = bad.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:37, archived)

I used to have a ponytale
It took years to grow it, then i saw my holiday photos and realised i looked like a gayosexual. And swiftly visited the hair shortening centre.
(CaptainMonkeyPants Doesn't care for it at all., Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:46, archived)

Jesus Christ !!!!11oneEleven
Get your hair cut !

/mild overreaction.
(CaptainMonkeyPants Doesn't care for it at all., Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:35, archived)

Oh yeah
Because that's a helpful view for deciding upon hair style.
Really though, who needs their hair to look good from that point of view particularly? People with stalkers but low self-esteem?
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:36, archived)

That's a strange angle to put a 'secret' camera at
does he secretly run www.napesofnecks.com?
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:40, archived)

OK
who followed that link?
(Hey Jonny, Park! Fluffeh Pleece, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:41, archived)

Bu..bu..but it alliterates so nicely!
How could it not be real!?
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:41, archived)

*looks inconspicuous*

( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:42, archived)

*raises hand*
I'm a compulsive clicker, I have goatse burned into my retinas.

*weeps*
(FluffehNinja, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:42, archived)

me it did
/licks window
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:43, archived)

Pfffffft
You know I fucking clicked on that.

:D
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:41, archived)

Fucks sake!
I will learn to stop clicking every link one day.
( Dobsky, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:41, archived)

i wondered how many that would get
however I did check that it didn't exist myself, so I beat you all...
:[
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:42, archived)

awww
/mwah
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:44, archived)

Curses, foiled again by the incorrigible Mr Fish!
/ac
Bloody fake links!
( Randomgazz, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:42, archived)

damn yose!

( 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:42, archived)

I have needed a haircut for the past month.
My hair looks terrible at the moment.
(FluffehNinja, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:31, archived)

me too
I may get my white stripe bleached in again
( 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:33, archived)

I have a white stripe,
unfortunately it's my roots showing through...
(FluffehNinja, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:39, archived)

white base then, maybe?
bleach all your hair, the white bits'll be less noticable, and you'll look funny
( 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:41, archived)

Nah, I'm dyeing it black again
as soon as I get it cut.

One of my mother in law's friends is going to do it for me, but she's had the flu.
(FluffehNinja, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:43, archived)

i thought about a trim
but nah, i'm almost able to tie it back so i shall persevere with the frizz for now
( rawr isn't really here., Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:41, archived)

craaazy canadians

( 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:44, archived)

besides, i'm a soon-to-be starving student
and can't afford a haircut...

however with that said, if i were to shave my head i could save money on shampoo...
( rawr isn't really here., Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:45, archived)

been there done that
shaving the head was a really bad idea (for me).

and yes, the origins of my long hair goes back to my uni days when i couldn't afford or be arsed to get a hair cut.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:50, archived)

hahah, yes
and you don't need to spend much money on shaving it, scissors and some sort of razor should do fine
( 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:51, archived)

been there, done that
not a good idea... my head doesn't suit baldness
( rawr isn't really here., Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:52, archived)

baldness
and a hat?
( 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:54, archived)