now, let's try rap
all of a sudden
i realise i need a haircut

FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU
FUCKING SUCK ME OFF
MOTHERFUCKING
MOTHERFUCKER

FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
YOU FUCKING FUCK
FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU,
YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUNT
(1, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 22:49, archived)

now, Goth metal
All of a sudden I realise I need a haircut
But no one understands me because
Life in private school is just so tough

So I'll dye it black! Black against the day!
But then Mummy went and took my pocket money away!
Oh how can she not understand my dilema?
Is it because I went and used the last of her Henna?

Oh I need a haircut! A haircut!
Do not tie me down you institutional, short haired zealot!
( Roman Totale, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 23:01, archived)