I hear that they're killing
1 million of the litle darlings, and that the Morrocans use monkeys to clear minefields by letting them run around. For a while, anyway.

MONKEYS + LANDMINES = A TON OF FUN
(Small Beer, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 10:27, archived)

You could
even start a new betting craze based on this...

/entrepreneurblog
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 31 Mar 2005, 10:28, archived)

That should be
video'd, I'd pay good money for that. I hate those little simian wankers.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 10:28, archived)