In todays Metro: 'Baby Seals Killed for £32'
I was sorely disappointed to find this was a headline and not an advert.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 10:21, archived)

heheheh,
that made me chuckle

EDIT: More of a chortle, actually
( Spunkmeyer, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 10:22, archived)

Haha :)

( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 10:22, archived)

I demand more seals are killed to make coats and suchlike
Failing that i would like the homeless skinned and made into attractively covered furniture
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 10:23, archived)

Agreed
*agrees*
(Tibbins, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 10:25, archived)

Seal furniture?
That is actaully quite a good idea. A seal car-cosy as well.
(Willboy:, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 10:25, archived)

You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado convertible, hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115mph getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheese burgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers and when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag and then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam container right out the side and there ain't a God damned thing anybody can do about it. You know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why.

/Dennis Leary
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 10:25, archived)

it's like he was reading my mind!

( watashi-wa Evenin'!, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 10:26, archived)

Two words for you pal.
Nuclear fucking weapons!
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 10:27, archived)

Thats 3 words


/ pedant
(Tibbins, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 10:29, archived)

I think that
was part of the ineffable humour of the sketch.

If you haven't seen No Cure for Cancer go and get it, it's like Bill Hicks but better
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 10:30, archived)

erm
remove "but better" from that statement, and you'd have it right.
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 13:40, archived)

Arf
Fucking liberal hippy cunts must be punished! This is the way forward!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 10:28, archived)

*spangs*
I am a fucking liberal hippy cunt thank you - just a very non-PC, aggressive one.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 10:29, archived)

Then im afraid you must die
its nothing personal you understand...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 10:30, archived)

I shall look for
you on the battlefield Mykey-san
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 10:31, archived)

Hard to miss
I should have thought
( Dekazer, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 10:34, archived)

I don't know what you mean





*snicker*
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 10:35, archived)

But they'd be far too dirty to make attractive furniture out of.

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 10:25, archived)

I can't believe how worked up people get about that
just because the fuckers are cute and furry, doesn't mean they aren't a problem. And besides, everyone loves fur. I blame rampant liberalism and students.
(Willboy:, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 10:24, archived)

this

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 10:25, archived)

yeah
if it was giant slugs, no-one would care...
( watashi-wa Evenin'!, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 10:25, archived)

Take their skin off
and that's all they are..
( Dekazer, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 10:35, archived)

The problem
lies in the fact that the seals are killed only for their fur, rather than using the flesh to eat. If it was combined with marketing seal sausages or schnitzel...

Hmm, seal sausages for anyone?
(Tibbins, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 10:28, archived)

I hear that they're killing
1 million of the litle darlings, and that the Morrocans use monkeys to clear minefields by letting them run around. For a while, anyway.

MONKEYS + LANDMINES = A TON OF FUN
(Small Beer, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 10:27, archived)

You could
even start a new betting craze based on this...

/entrepreneurblog
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 31 Mar 2005, 10:28, archived)

That should be
video'd, I'd pay good money for that. I hate those little simian wankers.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 10:28, archived)