Check the box
They should break down fairly quickly :)
( Dekazer, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 11:04, archived)

Haha
went to check the box in the bathroom and found that my cat has had a massive shit in the bath.

*new anger target acquired*
( Jay, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 11:07, archived)

at least it was in the bath
could have been worse.

unless there was water in the bath, and you didn't notice before you got in. in which case is possibly couldn't have been worse.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 11:09, archived)

Last night she puked all over the Sopranos Season 2 DVD boxset.
It was lying open on the floor in front of the telly. It's not mine :(
( Jay, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 11:15, archived)

Ahahahahahahaha
Cat female? You poor outnumbered sod!
( Dekazer, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 11:11, archived)

both mine are female
all three of them piss on the floor for one reason or another

I can't fucking win, I might as well kill myself now.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 11:12, archived)

Female indeed.
She's mine, gf has one too - he's a boy and has dug up my lawn most succesfully since they moved in.

Christ I wish I'd gone to work today.
( Jay, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 11:14, archived)